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Dear Ricky,
I am having a(n) stupid time at camp. The counselor is fat and the food is funny. I met biscotti22 and we became boring friends. Unfortunately, biscotti22 is cold and I skipped my ear so we couldn`t go dieing like everybody else. I need more toilets and a dog sharpener, so please fast jump more when you eat back.
Your Anthony,
Ydoggy

In order to wash your face steadfastly, you must wet your toilet in warm boy sweat. Then, fat it across your face 999,999,999,999, times. This will wash off any remainig clouds. When you are done you should eat the cloth in stupid water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a cheese to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away markers. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience Leukemia the first time you try this. Consult your orcale if you break out in ears. This works well on your nose too!

One day I was walking in Canal City when I a green hand pulled me into the canal. I screa,ed more likely gurgle for like 2 seconds.Suddenly I could breath under water and see to I looked around saw what look like a ugly giant fishy! “Meezers come in peace dude.” the thing said”Me name is Yukachubbbumlagquailekonako but you can call me Bob” “Ok Bob what do you want?” I asked”For u to get me mypet human! She’s in SkyLAnd And iI cant get otu of the water I’ll give 5 million coins.”he said. “Fine I’ll get you stup… I mean pet human” I replied flattly. He gave me a picture of his pet human she had light yellwo skin and stupid big green hair that wiuld be easy to spot. So I want to sky land I saw in liek 1 milli second. “Uh hi I need you to come with.” I said “NO NO NO I want fishies to eat NOW NOW NOW!”, She said in a hight annoying squeaky voice. Then I rembered i had some tuna in my backpack so I took it out and threw at here face(I know its nice but her face is pure ugly I couldnt get my aim right “Herre you go then” i said, She  the ate in liek in 5 second and I was like ew cause that stuff is old. “OK now I’ll come” so I took her back to Bob. “OMG you got her!” bob said “Ya 1 question wats its name” I said staring at the ugly pet thing “Oh her name is Chowbutcoboleekeksmoogohesfethery” he said “Ok then” sO Bob gave me my coins and then let me go boy was I glad to get out thpse ppl things were to ugly! this is Bob

An Odd Animal

The Glor5icfichomemonkdo is an animal that has green fur with pink spots on its ears and eyes. Its tail is shaped like a(n) cheese which it uses to running creeps. An adult Glor5icfichomemonkdo may weigh more than 99,999,999,999,999 pounds and stand over 10,000,,000,000,000,000,000 feet high.

The Glor5icfichomemonkdo can be found only in japan and america. Although its favorite food is hotdogs, it also likes to eat fishies. If you ever see a(n) Glor5icfichomemonkdo, be sure not to ever sing “Break away.” That song makes it awesome. Instead, give it a few hotdogs and be on your way.

yes i did use this on someone so beware